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This man. I swear.

Pretty tires are for sissy rednecks.

Beavers, you better hide ya wives, hide ya husbands, and both of y’all hide ya kids, cause we comin. -the best thing hes ever said!

Next thing you know you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants





“what better way to meet your daughter’s friend, that happens to be a boy, then with a shotgun in your hand?”—
Willie Robertson, Duck Dynasty

WHEN IN DOUBT….FIGURE IT OUT-THATS THE REDNECK WAY.

what better way to meet your daughter’s friend, that happens to be a boy, then with a shotgun in your hand?

Willie Robertson, Duck Dynasty

WHEN IN DOUBT….FIGURE IT OUT-THATS THE REDNECK WAY.



“time goes by and somehow what you had just sort of fades away.”
— boy meets world
“I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you, and I am I. And if in the end we end up together it’s beautiful.”









Community - “Comparative Religion”

Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it. 

Community - “Comparative Religion”

Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it. 





hello, hello remember me? i’m everything you can’t control.


“This isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God. You’re sleeping with me.”

hello, hello remember me? i’m everything you can’t control.

This isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God. You’re sleeping with me.













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