aha glad i aint the only one

If ya can start yer day without caffeine

If ya can git goin without pep pills

If ya can always be cheerful, ignorin aches an pains

If ya can resist complainin an borin people with yer troubles

If ya can eat the same food everyday an be grateful fer it

If ya can understand when yer loved ones are too busy to give ya any time

If ya can over look it when those ya love take it out on you when through not fault a yer own somethin goes wrong,

If ya can take criticism an blame without resentment

If ya can ignore a friends limited education an never correct him

If ya can resist treatin yer richer friends better than yer poorer friends

If ya can face the world without lies an deceit

If ya can conquer tension without medical help- relax without liquor, an sleep without the aid a drugs

If ya can say that honestly deep in yer heart ya have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, er politics

…..

Then you my friend, are almost as good as yer dog.

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lmao. an im an only child. aahah

yeaaaaa

This man. I swear.

Pretty tires are for sissy rednecks.

Beavers, you better hide ya wives, hide ya husbands, and both of y’all hide ya kids, cause we comin. -the best thing hes ever said!

“Next thing you know you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants”

If you’re drivin down the road and you look over and see a truck in the middle of a field, you know what happened.. Liberation.”